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Well, I was going to say a unmoved requiem lump for the demise of "Stone of Love 2," but manifestly it ain't over until the fat lady sings or the blonde stripper yanks a plant out of another stripper's seat of the brain, whichever comes first. Rebuff out this clip from next week's assembly show:



Just when you ponder you're out, they pull you back in!

OK. Let's get thee to a recappery!



**Caution!**

**SPOILERS In front!**

**SPOILERS THAT MIGHT Bring into being YOU PUKE!**

Antecedently on "Rock of Regard with affection 2," Destiney was eliminated by discursive power of lack of derangement and Bret's latest skanktestants were Daisy, her breasts, and Ambre.

Bret announces that they are all to be whisked off on a sequestered jet to Cancun, Mexico, for a fanciful three-person intermission. They arrive at a swanky inn and are greeted by orally transmitted Mayan dancers. Daisy looks confused, as do her boobs.

The girls go up the play they are sharing, which is affectionate of small, although there is a bed out on the balcony. A tender and thoughtful p.r. not fluid has left them gifts--a bump of teensy liliputian t-shirts and crappy hats to carry. They both pretend they are from Bret and yell with so much delight that it makes me charitable of sad.

They join Bret for dinner. Daisy whips out a register of questions she has written down that she wants to ask Bret. Daisy can scrawl! Sentences! Or, at least, opinion fragments. Or someone else has written them for her. Which mode she can at least read! Or she has memorized it all. Which way she can memorize! Well, it may be. Anyway, her main...

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