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The ended few days have been a diminutive random. I don't perceive - maybe the little warmer pass between the wind and is making everyone go a small bonkers. Covering in point:

Last week, when I got to DC for my craft trip, I was accosted by a woman in the airport accussing me of larceny luggage. Let me back up... when I landed, I met my co-laborer in the baggage challenge. She needed to use the restroom, so I offered to vigil her bags. So, there I was, permanent with her bags and mine, lawful patiently staying, when this crazy Mary Kay saleswoman impressed sign lady comes bounding up to me, jolt her finger in my external part:

"Those are Lisa's bags! Lisa sat next to me on the plain. Those are HER bags. Those are LISA'S BAGS! Why do you have LISA'S BAGS?!!"

Totally taken back, I just species of looked at her for a very small and then said "I discern they're Lisa's bags - she's my coworker"

"Where is she then?! Where is Lisa? You weren't on our flat - why do you have her bags!?!!"

This went on for a tiny or too when finally, mercifully, Lisa emerged from the restroom and this woman was talented to revert to some resemblance of normal deportment and go on her merry way. My interrogation is this: you all can see my picture at the top of this blog... do I direct the eye like a luggage theif? Parallel someone who lurks around airport personal effects claims and manipulates race into leaving their bags with me, then running off with their filthy clothes and other obnoxious gems that they've packed for their profession trips? Honestly, WTF?

Lawful plain destiny.

Source: I steal luggage. Clearly.